A disaster is coming and you need to start hoarding children. Well, at least one of them. You don’t really know the real number unless you click the ad, and I was too nervous to do so, despite the obvious humor that might lie in wait for me. Seriously, people behind “37 Items You Should Hoard,” did you not look at the copy image before you said okay? Because I know–logically–children isn’t on the list of things to hoard, and the image is supposed to convey the hopelessness that one may feel during the coming disaster–whatever that may be–but it doesn’t feel that way. Catch my drift?