I think it was Betty Davis who said old age is not for sissies. But it was Tolstoy who said the biggest surprise in a man’s life is old age. Old age sneaks up on you, and the next thing you know you’re asking yourself, I’m asking myself, why can’t an old man act his real age? How is it possible for me to still be involved in the carnal aspects of the human comedy? Because, in my head, nothing has changed. –David Kepesh I never imagined myself fashioned after a Philip Roth character, but I loved that quote. Memory doesn’t serve me much–it’s been years since I’ve read the book Elegy is based on–so I’ll play it safe and assume the quote is…