I can’t see past this chance For us to reconcile these doubts! They’ve gone on for far too long… It’s not a secret: I’m an incredibly paranoid person. It’s partially the reason I don’t smoke cannabis. Though, if you knew me personally, you wouldn’t blame me for believing someone was after me. I have the tendency of inserting my foot in my mouth much in the same way Latino Republicans fellate whitey on a day to day basis white people eat Taco Bell well, you see where I’m going with this. And you’re probably thinking I’m exaggerating, but I’m not. Every time I step out of the room, I have a feeling a ninja or random killer will spring on me at the turn…